|This goat got most of my candy corn.|
|Goat pictured above washed my windshield, then would not leave until I gave her a dollar. She ate it.|
|More goat panhandlers.|
|Goats loitering. I called the police, but they just told the goats to move along. The goats declined.|
It's about time someone did something about the level of goat aggression in this country. Tell your friends about the dangers of goats, and take precautions yourself. Don't be a statistic.
*No goats were harmed in the writing of this article.